Leland,
You would think that someone who has acquired the title of doctor could find something better to do with her time.  She must be a doctor out of practice, or worse, a psychiatrist, to spend this much time researching the pronunciation of the word "chess".  Anyway, I plan on attending your next "cheese" tournament at Bertucci's, and I'll try to gather a group from Columbia to accompany me.  See you then.
James MacDougall
South Carolina Cheese Association President